An Italian, a Frenchman, and an Englishman were talking about screams
The Italian said:
"Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest extra
virgin olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream,
non stop, for five minutes."
The Frenchman said:
"Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with special
aphrodisiac oil from Provence and then we made passionate love.
I made her scream for fifteen minutes."
The Englishman said:
That's nothing! Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with a
special butter. I caressed her entire body with the butter, and then
made love and I made her scream for two long hours."
The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, "Two full hours?
........wow! That's phenomenal. How did you do it to make her scream
for two hours?"
The Englishman replied:
"I wiped my hands on the curtains."