OH so funny....True but funny
Last year while on a holiday traveling in Florida I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.
I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.
Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
It also works at Dept. of Motor Vehicles.
It saved me 5 hours.
At the Laundromat, three minutes after
entering, I had my choice of any machine,
most still running.
If you live in Texas , it might cut your wait
time at the grocery store.
But..don't try it at McDonald's.
The whole crew ran out the back door
and I never got my order!
Here is the hat: