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    Default Book Report - Students at a local school were assigned to read two books

    Book Report - Students at a local school were assigned to read two books, 'Titanic' by Ed Marsh & 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.

    One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

    His cool professor gave him an A+ for the following report:


    Titanic: cost - $29.99
    Clinton: cost - $29.99

    Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
    Clinton: Over 3 hours to read

    Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
    Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

    Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
    Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.

    Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
    Clinton: Ditto for Bill.

    Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
    Clinton: Ditto for Monica.

    Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
    Clinton: Let's not go there.

    Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewellery
    Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts.

    Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
    Clinton: Clinton remembers Monica for the rest of his life.

    Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
    Clinton: Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.

    Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
    Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing.
    When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America , you get a front row seat. - George Carlin


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    ...and just why does my wife keep calling me a sick basturd??
    Hunter

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    Because we're right Hunter! LOL. Even my wife says that.

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    Excellent, thanks!

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