I'm drinking Zhu Jiang right now..600 mls each and I'm downing the sixth one, reaching for the 7th.
I dated A BLACK lady once, They have the best black and caucasian jokes, She cracked me up.
Q: why don't black kids play in the sand box?
A: Cats keep trying to cover them up.
Q: What do black parents do to keep the kids from jumping up and down on the bed?
A: Velcro on the ceiling.
Q: what is white and 12 inches long?
She cracked me up.
I had a few
Q: what is 6 inches long , has a head on it and every lady wants one?
A: A hundred dollar bill!