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    South Texas I like Irish jokes cause they're all jokes LOL! If you can't laugh at yourself than What good are you? Hope you're kicking back with what would be an imported beer here right now!

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    I'm drinking Zhu Jiang right now..600 mls each and I'm downing the sixth one, reaching for the 7th.

    I dated A BLACK lady once, They have the best black and caucasian jokes, She cracked me up.

    Q: why don't black kids play in the sand box?

    A: Cats keep trying to cover them up.

    Q: What do black parents do to keep the kids from jumping up and down on the bed?

    A: Velcro on the ceiling.

    Q: what is white and 12 inches long?

    A: Nothing.

    She cracked me up.

    I had a few

    Q: what is 6 inches long , has a head on it and every lady wants one?

    A: A hundred dollar bill!

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    I think I dated a black lady but I have this visual colour identification problem thing in my optic nerve region.all I remember was damn! I ain't getting a pony ride after all! LOL

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    So, here is an original South African joke, told to me by a colleague that grew up there during Apartheid, so you can imagine how racist he is, but it is funny though:

    What's written inside of a black guys lip?

    Inflate to 250 PSI...

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    South Texas I'm kicking back with my second beer ( maybe my third).mugs up to you man.thank the internet you aren't alone.

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    You are not alone guys. I already lost count of the beer as I am watching the starter game of the World Cup, Brasil vs. Croatia.

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    You go Romaniac! Tip of the mug to you man.

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