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    Re: Irish Priest Transferred to Texas...

    A newly transferred Irish priest, Father O'Malley, rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new west Texas parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of fresh air from the beautiful day outside. Father O'Malley noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn and promptly called the police.

    The conversation went like this: "Good morning; this is Sergeant Morrison, how may I help you?"

    "And the best of the day to yourself, Sergeant. This is Father O'Malley at St. Anne's Catholic Church. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn and would ye be so kind as to send a couple o'yer lads to take care of the matter?"

    Sergeant Morrison considered himself to be quite a wit and, recognizing the foreign accent, thought he would have a little fun with the good father replied, "Well now, Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!"

    There was dead silence on the line as the priest paused. Finally Father O'Malley replied, "Aye, 'tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin first, which is the reason for me call."

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    Irish priest again, must be getting these over at akfiles or forum

    how about Polish priest, german priest, Italian priest, spanish priest, mexican priest

    always the Irish???????
    Sprat and sprat1 are one and the same.

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    I have never met an Irish Priest, who didn't have the greatest sense of humor!!! I'll have to tell this one to my Irish Priest!

    That is funny

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    We Irish have the best sense of humor and the worst temper .speaking for myself only. Best friend in a fight and your worst enemy in the same. Glad I've gotten old and you won't see me in a bar anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprat View Post
    Irish priest again, must be getting these over at akfiles or forum

    how about Polish priest, german priest, Italian priest, spanish priest, mexican priest

    always the Irish???????
    From my older brother who is 100% Mick like me;, would not want anyone to accuse us of being racist, yukedy, yuk!

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    Paddy says to Mick, "Christmas is on Friday this year". Mick said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th then."

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    Irish jokes tend to be the best jokes. Can't recall any brit jokes. Polish jokes yeah.

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    Did you hear about the Polish Captain who wanted to be buried at sea?

    Five sailors died digging he's grave!

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    That's my kind of funny. Lol

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    Stalker,

    To take the heat off Irish Priests (and I have posted this before);


    What do you get when you cross a Chinese Taoist Priest with a Puerto Rican Santeria Priest?

    You get a car thief priest who can't freaking drive!

    Offending 2 races at once...

    Now that there was funny, I don't care who you all are!

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