A young arab asks his father,
"what is this weird hat we are wearing"?
"My son, it is a checia because in the hot sun of the desert it protects our heads"
"And what is this type of clothing we are wearing"? asks the son.
"It's a dbjellah because in the desert it protects our bodies from the hot sun"
said the father.
"And what are these ugly shoes we have on our feet"?
"These are babouches and they stop the sun from burning our feet when in the desert" said the father.
"Tell me papa, If that's the case why the fuck are we living in Detroit?