In order to make the ethnic jokes here more equitable, here is a Polish Joke:
WHAT AISLE IS THE POLISH SAUSAGE ON?
Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to
scream 'racism' these days.
A customer asked, "In what aisle could
I find the Polish sausage?"
The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I
am. But let me ask you something.
"If I had asked for Italian sausage,
would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst,
would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you
ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask
if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would
you ask if I was Irish?"
The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Because I asked for
Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm
"The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home