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    In order to make the ethnic jokes here more equitable, here is a Polish Joke:

    WHAT AISLE IS THE POLISH SAUSAGE ON?

    Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to
    scream 'racism' these days.

    A customer asked, "In what aisle could
    I find the Polish sausage?"

    The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"

    The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I
    am. But let me ask you something.
    "If I had asked for Italian sausage,
    would you ask me if I was Italian?
    Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst,
    would you ask me if I was German?
    Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you
    ask me if I was Jewish?
    Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask
    if I was Mexican?
    Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would
    you ask if I was Irish?"


    The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."


    The guy says, "Because I asked for
    Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm
    Polish?

    "The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home
    Depot."

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    Good One!

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    That's pretty damn funny.

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    Home Depot doesn't sell Polish sausage?!?!?! You'll never see me in that store again.
    Damn racists.

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    Hey,you can tell all the Polish jokes you want-but you have to tell them slow so I can keep up!!
    Keep the change-I just want my Country back!!!

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    That's gotta be the wurst joke ever.
    Certified AR-15/M-16 Armorer / SIG Pistol Armorer

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