In order to make the ethnic jokes here more equitable, here is a Polish Joke:
WHAT AISLE IS THE POLISH SAUSAGE ON?
Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to
scream 'racism' these days.
A customer asked, "In what aisle could
I find the Polish sausage?"
The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I
am. But let me ask you something.
"If I had asked for Italian sausage,
would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst,
would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you
ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask
if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would
you ask if I was Irish?"
The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Because I asked for
Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm
"The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home
Home Depot doesn't sell Polish sausage?!?!?! You'll never see me in that store again.
Hey,you can tell all the Polish jokes you want-but you have to tell them slow so I can keep up!!
Keep the change-I just want my Country back!!!
That's gotta be the wurst joke ever.
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