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    GuncoHolic Tommo's Avatar
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    Default Women Drivers

    This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left
    and there was a woman In a brand new Cadillac doing
    65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror
    putting on her eyeliner.

    I looked away For a couple seconds to continue shaving
    and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane,
    still working on that makeup.

    As a man, I don't scare easily, but she scared me so much
    I had to put on my seat belt and I dropped my electric shaver
    which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

    In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car
    using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my
    cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee
    between my legs!

    Splashed and burned Big John and the Twins, ruined the
    darn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an
    important call.

    Damn women drivers!

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    Gunco Member rimfire's Avatar
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    Good one!

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