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    Default Old Butch

    Fred was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young
    pullets, and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records, and any
    rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.

    This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them
    to his roosters.

    Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which
    rooster was performing.

    Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by
    just listening to the bells.

    Fred's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this
    morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!

    When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy
    chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters
    coming, would run for cover.

    To Fred's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't
    ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next

    Fred was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the local Farm Show
    and he became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result was
    the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Piece Prize," but they
    also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.

    Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a
    politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our
    planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace
    and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

    Vote carefully in the next election, you can't always hear the bells.
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    Cock a doodle do! LOL! Quote from granddad s farm.

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    Extreme Sarcasm warning Hah,

    I eat people over here in China. No melamine or bad shit in the people, they avoid that.

    It's pretty hard to roast them because they be yellow to begin with. I usually go by color when grilling.

    I like to put em on a rotisserie with some sauce and grill em to medium well.

    How do you cook these guys Stalker?

    They taste just like Peking Duck!

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