Late in the night he regained consciousness. He found himself in agonizing pain in the hospital's ICU.
Tubes protruded from his nose, wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him.
He realized he'd obviously been in a serious accident. She gave him a deep look straight into the eyes,
and he heard her slowly say,
"You may not feel anything from the waist down."
Somehow he managed to mumble in reply,
"Can I feel your tits, then?"
THAT, MY FRIENDS, is a Positive Attitude
Tubes protruded from his nose, wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him.
He realized he'd obviously been in a serious accident. She gave him a deep look straight into the eyes,
and he heard her slowly say,
"You may not feel anything from the waist down."
Somehow he managed to mumble in reply,
"Can I feel your tits, then?"
THAT, MY FRIENDS, is a Positive Attitude