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    The Toilet Paper Miracle

    Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion . If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'

    Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will this take?' I asked.

    They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.

    I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'

    Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your ass, didn't it?'

    He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.
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