O.K.. You here will see how too pack an Alice Pack.
Always put most of the weight on the bottom.
- Helps build strong shoulders and makes your back hurt so bad, you wish your Grandmother went instead of you.
- Shows everyone in the Company you are the dumbest of all the new FNGs.
- Carry a radio and play it real loud with music. No extra ammo. Too damn heavy.
- No extra water of-course. Their has too be a convenience store somewhere.
- Carry a big knife. Even though you dont know how too knife fight.
- Demand clean clothes at least once a week. Send your old clothes too the Marines.
- Soon. Oh it does not take long. After the pain in your back feels like Chuck Norris gave you an ass whuppin. Oh yes. Then you learn how too put the weight up higher.
We will explain that in part two.