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"Man needs but two things to survive alone in the woods. A blow up female doll and his trusty old AK-47" - Thomas Jefferson 1781
For some reason they stopped stealing?????????
not only will that 12 gauge trick scare the crap outta ya, it will throw hot embers all over and could burn the house down. good idea.