Oh my God, that is funny and artistic.. The garage one is great idea.. Guys were stealing my Bros firewood in Vermont. So he bore a hole in one of the pieces of wood. Put a .12 gauge shotgun shell in it and covered it back up.
For some reason they stopped stealing?????????
"Man needs but two things to survive alone in the woods. A blow up female doll and his trusty old AK-47" - Thomas Jefferson 1781