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    Gunco Addicted for life j427x's Avatar
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    lest see plastic mall-ninja glock CHECK!

    plastic mall-ninja AR-15 shortie Check!

    laser beam- no-go!

    expensive bolt on flash light - NO GO!

    expensive name brand super pooper quad rail set- NO GO!

    expensive mall-ninja outfit with built in LBE and ammo/mag pouches???

    i think to be a mall-ninja you got to have some big $$ quad rails to hang all those lasers and flashlights on!

    go back to square one! no-go on the mall-ninja today--

    maybe santa will bring a quad rail and some Lasers? lol!

    by numbers of AR-15's i would be a mall ninja-but i sort of like mine to look more GI so no rails no lazers, no carbon fiber graphite impregnated anything on mine.

    you can't have KISS and be a mall-ninja!

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    You also need the low speed pursuit and interdiction vehicle (golf cart) with the underseat locker for your HK G-36 rifles before you can be a mall ninja.

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    4th, ups picked up your lower today, I told the driver to forget all about delivering all the rest of the crap he had in the back of the truck and to get on 95 north and deliver your package asap!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pirate56 View Post
    4th, ups picked up your lower today, I told the driver to forget all about delivering all the rest of the crap he had in the back of the truck and to get on 95 north and deliver your package asap!!
    Oh God no. I have to go too the V.A. Gainsville today.
    The UPS driver is more afraid of my old lady than he is the neighbors pit bull.
    He might not drop it off.
    "Man needs but two things to survive alone in the woods. A blow up female doll and his trusty old AK-47" - Thomas Jefferson 1781


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    4th, now all you need is a t shirt that says "I have a tax stamp" that will have every mall ninja in town worshipping at your feet!

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    j427x,

    Must you ruin everything? I just made a first handgun purchase in several years and got a Glock 22. I really really really want a Glock! I reminds me of all the toy guns of my youth. I will now go buy a throwing star, ninza outfit, and a green laser thanks to you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lim144 View Post
    j427x,

    Must you ruin everything? I just made a first handgun purchase in several years and got a Glock 22. I really really really want a Glock! I reminds me of all the toy guns of my youth. I will now go buy a throwing star, ninza outfit, and a green laser thanks to you.

    LOL! i hate to admit it but i got some of those tupperware pistols too!

    gosh were all turning ninja! plastic overdose!

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    Worried? Hell, I was born a Mall Ninja!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Fact is that I'm 7 feet 4 inches, 350 pounds or rip roarin' internet badass!!!!

    And we haven't begun to talk about my super massive member, due to the fear it would put in the ladies.



    Rage

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    Where you get the $.11 a round ammo from? Ill take 1000 of that!
    Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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