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    Quote Originally Posted by BBill View Post
    I want one that was used on a REAL SPEC OPS mission. How much more?

    we "don't ask, don't tell" when it comes to prices of sacred relics that have seen real action. (ie a three day carbine class-LOL)

    ya have to send in a credit application and if the credit score is good then we can talk terms.

    we do accept colts, sabres, FNs and HKs as trade ins. we do not accept "lesser" ar-15s or any type / make of AKs!!

    we charge a small fee for looking at the credit application--

    we may have a sale on "like new, never fired and only dropped once" from teenage mall-ninjas that deserted their post at the carbine class.

    these will have to be disinfected and washed with virgin holy water at the ninja shrine before sale--

    then blessed by the holy ar-15 monks--- for a small fee--LOL

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    My Bro got his first AR since the Military. Oh my God is he going nuts.
    Hell is wife wanted too kill him just for buying the receiver.
    Now I keep giving him my gun magazines ads I get each month.
    Plus show him our sponsors stuff for ad on stuff for the weapon..
    He is flipping out.
    When he gets done with this thing, I have too put a picture up..
    He is like a kid at "Toys R Us."
    He has a $1,000 in it and it still cant fire..
    When he gets done it is going too weigh 200 pounds.
    "Man needs but two things to survive alone in the woods. A blow up female doll and his trusty old AK-47" - Thomas Jefferson 1781


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    Quote Originally Posted by 4thIDvet View Post
    My Bro got his first AR since the Military. Oh my God is he going nuts.
    Hell is wife wanted too kill him just for buying the receiver.
    Now I keep giving him my gun magazines ads I get each month.
    Plus show him our sponsors stuff for ad on stuff for the weapon..
    He is flipping out.
    When he gets done with this thing, I have too put a picture up..
    He is like a kid at "Toys R Us."
    He has a $1,000 in it and it still cant fire..
    When he gets done it is going too weigh 200 pounds.

    is it assembled by "real" virgins mall-ninjas ? --i think not! is it made of 100% "goobertaniym" i think not. is it made "beyond" mill-spcs? i think not! (even if mill-spc and AR-15 are an oxymoron statement-) LOL



    look for no other than the "elite-assembled by virgin mall-ninjas" brand! accept no lesser ARs!

    if ya got one of these, tango will flee at the sight of an ABV Ar-15!

    if ALL the spec ops had ABV ar-15s the problems in the ME with terrorist STOPS!

    remember the ABV brand!

    ( yea ya can go bonkers and broke getting all the name-dropping mall-ninja crap. real mall-ninjas got to have that NAME. i think IRL the NAME of a brand is more in a MJ's brain that what that part/weapon is really made from or who made the damn thing--) LOL!

    sort of like if a FIAT was the in thing all the fadders and trendites has got to have one--no matter how bad that car really is--

    i digress--and stick to my cheap no-name shit--LOL!

    PS i am waiting for some clown to make a NASA spc AR-15! i'll bet it is going to be PRICY to boot!--LOL

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    ROTFL!!!!

    M U S I B I K E

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    not real virgins, i just told her to say that so she wouldnt get fired.

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    Quote Originally Posted by perry View Post
    not real virgins, i just told her to say that so she wouldnt get fired.

    nooo!~ the virgin that works here is well over 40! he is working on getting HIS green card!--when HE sobers a bit--


    while i am here --take a look at the newest models and the new "wall-street pricing!

    we have "the donald", the "newt special" , "the google and the brand new limited edition "facebook" edition AR-15 starting as low as $1,000,000 retail-and remember this is the only NASA space spec-ar-15 on the market!

    remember ABV ar-15 are too special for even the "special forces" or "SEALS!"

    only real certified NINJAS can even have one--

    were having a special on "ninja" certification this week only $49.99!! credit cards gladly accepted!

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    What's a virgin?

    Quote Originally Posted by j427x View Post

    remember the ABV is for the ELITES! "assembled by virgins in the mountains is real QUALITY"!

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    remember this is the only NASA space spec-ar-15 on the market!
    It's the ones used by the door gunners on the space shuttle!

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    Quote Originally Posted by zoom6zoom View Post
    It's the ones used by the door gunners on the space shuttle!

    the ELITE AR-15 is far too ELITE for even SEALS. i can't talk of the NASA project it it TOP SECRET.

    i can say the elite assembled by real virgins AR-15 is the ONLY NASA spec AR-15 made of solid "goobertonim" on the market.

    ya got to PAY for the eliteness--

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    cool

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