I'll take 2 please
enter the new "elite" brand of AR-15 the new "ninja certified" ABV ar-15!
made by real ninja virgins in their mountain top retreat of pure goobertonium and other exotic metals its expense and eliteness DWARFS colt and saber!
to order you must provide proof that you have graduated at least ten weekend carbine classes by APPROVED instructors. you can attend our weekend classes for only $900. you will have to bring your own ammo-- (guess what? no instruction other than ours is APPROVED!)
you MUST pass a 500 question written test. the written test costs $30 for your license to own the "elite" AR-15. click on the link below--
after you have completed the above 'ownership requirements" you can now submit your fully completed credit application.
if you need to know "how much" you are truly not worthy.
if you are a plain old NINJA ( No Income, No Job, or Assets) you may submit your MOMs credit card.
remember the ABV is for the ELITES! "assembled by virgins in the mountains is real QUALITY"!
only the few or the truly anointed need apply!
I'll take 2 please
buying up all the guns and ammo i can just to PISS OFF the douche bag liberals
What colors do they come in??
Where is the link, I want too go?
Only prior training I have is.
"Here take this. Safe, Semi, Full, put the magazine in here and pull this handle thing back. When I tell yah, pull the trigger."
Where is this place, I want in..???
"Man needs but two things to survive alone in the woods. A blow up female doll and his trusty old AK-47" - Thomas Jefferson 1781
only the "initiated" that have completed the proper training can have the link for a small fee---
optional colors are EXTRA CHARGE!--
order today and get a free can of acne cream! and a ownership certificate normal vale $50!!
call BR-549 TODAY!!!
PS the elite virgin assembly plant is having a slight delay in filling orders it seems the virgin illegal mexican got in the hooch again--looks like three days before he can stand !!
I cant have one, boo hoo its eso for me (equipement starter than operator) boo hoo!
equipement smarter than operator - boohoo
we might let ya in on the 'low-end' starter model--which starts at a partly $2K price range. these are the inter net mall-ninja special!!
if ya move to the "PRO" models ya get real "tapered FSB pins!" for only and extra $3 grand!
big time "operators" choose the "OPERATOR" model line. these are for the elite of the elite ONLY. i can say many of this model is in the field! there is a six month waiting period. whit these ya get tapered FSB pins and real park below the sight base on the barrel--i mean REAL!
yea the price is HIGH (and so am i--hehe!) it is all that "Q" word if ya need to know the price ya can't afford it --this is the "Rolls" AR-15 dom--
these things own the god chart i tell ya!
call BR-549 TODAY! before their all gone!!
I want one that was used on a REAL SPEC OPS mission. How much more?