enter the new "elite" brand of AR-15 the new "ninja certified" ABV ar-15!
made by real ninja virgins in their mountain top retreat of pure goobertonium and other exotic metals its expense and eliteness DWARFS colt and saber!
to order you must provide proof that you have graduated at least ten weekend carbine classes by APPROVED instructors. you can attend our weekend classes for only $900. you will have to bring your own ammo-- (guess what? no instruction other than ours is APPROVED!)
you MUST pass a 500 question written test. the written test costs $30 for your license to own the "elite" AR-15. click on the link below--
after you have completed the above 'ownership requirements" you can now submit your fully completed credit application.
if you need to know "how much" you are truly not worthy.
if you are a plain old NINJA ( No Income, No Job, or Assets) you may submit your MOMs credit card.
remember the ABV is for the ELITES! "assembled by virgins in the mountains is real QUALITY"!
only the few or the truly anointed need apply!