Package arrived on time. Communications were excellent. Packed perfect.
So I take my boat across the canal to talk to a couple of buddies.
I can see my road quite clearly.
Oh God here comes the BBB. Uh oh the old lady is home. This is not gonna be good I says to my buddies.
She gets said package, looks at it and does a Linda Blair in the back yard.
Head spinning, projectile regurgitation, the whole show.
"You Mother F#$^%er, another gun, AHHHHHHHHH!!!. "
My buddy says "She aint gonna start shooting is she?" She might.
We had to hide behind his garage for two hours till she calmed down.
Lessons learned. Be there when the BBB arrives.