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    Smile A+ for 1biggun. Kinda funny.

    Package arrived on time. Communications were excellent. Packed perfect.
    So I take my boat across the canal to talk to a couple of buddies.
    I can see my road quite clearly.
    Oh God here comes the BBB. Uh oh the old lady is home. This is not gonna be good I says to my buddies.
    She gets said package, looks at it and does a Linda Blair in the back yard.
    Head spinning, projectile regurgitation, the whole show.
    "You Mother F#$^%er, another gun, AHHHHHHHHH!!!. "
    My buddy says "She aint gonna start shooting is she?" She might.
    We had to hide behind his garage for two hours till she calmed down.
    Lessons learned. Be there when the BBB arrives.
    "Man needs but two things to survive alone in the woods. A blow up female doll and his trusty old AK-47" - Thomas Jefferson 1781


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    good stuff
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    Way to show her who's boss 4th! Only 2 hours?
    Bill from Spartanburg

    Be like an old dog!!!! If you can't eat it or screw it, just piss on it and walk away!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsouthnow View Post
    Way to show her who's boss 4th! Only 2 hours?
    The best part. The two guys I was hiding with are Deputy Sheriff neighbors.
    Father and son.
    Yup we showed her.
    "Man needs but two things to survive alone in the woods. A blow up female doll and his trusty old AK-47" - Thomas Jefferson 1781


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    next time ill only ship at christmas time. or around her Birthday. maybe I could hide it in a fruit cake. LOL

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