Gunco.net - View Single Post

GusB · 02-12-2006, 01:46 PM

Kris walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."

The man says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."

02-12-2006, 01:46 PM	#1 (permalink)
GusB Gunco Regular Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 618 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Voted the best joke about New Zealand! Kris walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache." His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot." The man says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."