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**RebFootCav** · 03-05-2006, 07:07 PM

How to Install a Wireless Security System in Four Easy Steps:

1. Go to a secondhand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots, a really big pair.

2. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.

3. Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dish.

4. Leave a note on your front door that says something like "Bubba, big Mike and I have gone to get more ammo. be back in 1/2 an hour. Don't disturb the Pit Bulls, they've just been wormed."

03-05-2006, 07:07 PM	#1 (permalink)
RebFootCav Gunco Veteran Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The Keystone state Posts: 1,599 iTrader: 0 / 0%	How to install a wireless security system. How to Install a Wireless Security System in Four Easy Steps: 1. Go to a secondhand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots, a really big pair. 2. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine. 3. Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dish. 4. Leave a note on your front door that says something like "Bubba, big Mike and I have gone to get more ammo. be back in 1/2 an hour. Don't disturb the Pit Bulls, they've just been wormed." __________________ "With friends, this is a cool world; without friends, it would be unbearably cold" ...RIP, Lupeloff