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A blond, a red head and a brunette are sharing an apartment. One night the apartment catches on fire. The fire dept arrives and brings out all the equipment , including a net. The brunette comes to the window, smoke's pouring out, she screams,"Help, help!!" The firemen shout back, " Jump, we'll catch you!" So she jumps and they move the net. SPLAT!! on the sidewalk. A minute later, the Redhead comes to the window,"Help, help!!" The firemen shout, "Jump, we'll catch you!" So she jumps and SPLAT!! Right on the sidewalk. Then the Blond comes to the window and she screams."Help, help!!" Again the firemen yell."Jump!" She says ,"Oh no!!" I saw what you did to my roommates, now set down the net and back away!"