[GeneC]

One day these 2 black dudes were distributing that Govt cheese out in a Mexican neighborhood. Well, right around noon they decided to stop at this li'l Mexican restaurant and have lunch. Well, while they're in there, 3 mexicans decided to hot wire the truck and take off with it! They're driving down the street, each of them has a hunk of cheese and the first one says, "Hey vato essey man, this is some cheddar cheese, man!" the other one says, "Chingow vato, this is some LONGHORN cheese, essey". The driver says, " you're both wrong, this is some nacho cheese." They say, "How do you know?" He says," I don't know, but there's 2 black dudes chasin' us sayin', " Yo! come back with that cheese, that's not 'yo cheese!"