[Gunco]

The Urine Test

Like a lot of folks in this country...

I have a job. I work, they pay me.



I pay my taxes and the government

distributes my taxes as it sees fit.




In order to get that paycheck,

I am required to pass a random urine

test, with which I have no problem.





What I do have a problem with is the

distribution of my taxes to people who

don't have to pass a urine test.



Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test

to get a welfare check because I have

to pass one to earn it for them?





Please understand, I have no problem

with helping people get back on their feet.





I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping

someone sitting on their butt and using drugs.



Could you imagine how much money the state would

save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public

assistance check?