Kinda new here so I don't know if this one has been told.
A guy was traveling at sea when all of the sudden a bad storm hit and destroyed his boat. He woke up on a deserted island and found that he was not alone. There was a sheep and a sheepdog also stranded on this small island.
Well over time the three became great friends. Every night the three would go down on the shore and watch the sunset. After about six months together the man started to get lonely....bad lonely, to the point the sheep started looking good to him(if you know what I mean). Well everytime he tried to make a move on the sheep the sheepdog would tear him up. He tried this several times and each time same results.
Well one morning the man awoke and found that there was a shipwreck and Hillary Clinton was the only survivor. The man, the sheep, and the sheepdog welcomed her and they all became friends. And every afternoon they all four watched the sunset.
Soon the man started having his lonely urges again. He tried and tried to fight it, but couldn't. He turned to Hillary and said "I've been stranded on this island for a long long time, and I haven't had any loving in a long time.
Hillary batted her eyes and said "Really? what did you have in mind"
To which the man replied:
How about taking that dog for a walk!!!
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