"Cast members should just dial 911 if they are having an emergency."
911- What is the nature of your emergency.
Victim- Uh well I'm being mugged and and hold on, oh man don't take my damn watch. That was my grandfathers. Damn fool. Come on.
911- Sir talk to us not them. Explain your location and problem.
Victim- Bitch. There taking my money and my Grandfathers watch.
911- Sir we can't help you if you don't calm down. And stop swearing.
Victim- O.K. O.K. I'm trying to stay calm. Oh man not the ring. Damn man come on. Bitch, now they want my cell phone.
911- We can't help you if you don't calm down. And stop swearing. Sir. Hello Hello.
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"Man needs but two things to survive alone in the woods. A blow up female doll and his trusty old AK-47" - Thomas Jefferson 1781
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