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**sjohnson** · 07-09-2008, 05:44 PM

An elderly couple were about to get married. They decided to do a pre-nup.

She said, "I want to keep my house."

He said, "That's fine by me."

She said, "I want to keep my Cadillac."

He said, "That's fine by me."

She said, "I want to have sex six times a week."

He said, "Put me down for Fridays."

07-09-2008, 05:44 PM	#1 (permalink)
sjohnson Gunco Maniac Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: South Dakota Posts: 7,380 iTrader: 15 / 100%	A Senior Citizen Pre-nuptial agreement An elderly couple were about to get married. They decided to do a pre-nup. She said, "I want to keep my house." He said, "That's fine by me." She said, "I want to keep my Cadillac." He said, "That's fine by me." She said, "I want to have sex six times a week." He said, "Put me down for Fridays."