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Braddog · 07-15-2008, 10:04 PM

A husband and wife decided to go to Israel for vacation. They invited the wife's mother to go along with them. While in Israel they were having a wonderful time sightseeing and learning the local culture. On the last day of their stay the mother-in-law fell ill and died. Being in a foreign land they did not know what they should do to get the body home. They went to a local funeral parlor to find out what should be done.
They funeral director said it's no problem. I'll do the funeral and bury her here for $500 or I could prepare here and ship her back to the USA for around $5,000.
The husband spoke up and stated that they wanted her shipped back home.
The funeral director could not understand why they would turn down such a good price for a funeral there versus the large amount of money to ship the body home.
The husband again spoke up and said, "look sir, just over 2,000 years ago you guys buried a man and a few days later he came back to life. I'm just not going to take that chance."
The body was shipped back to the USA the next day.

07-15-2008, 10:04 PM	#1 (permalink)
Braddog Gunco Regular Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: NC Posts: 712 iTrader: 2 / 100%	Another mother-in-law joke. A husband and wife decided to go to Israel for vacation. They invited the wife's mother to go along with them. While in Israel they were having a wonderful time sightseeing and learning the local culture. On the last day of their stay the mother-in-law fell ill and died. Being in a foreign land they did not know what they should do to get the body home. They went to a local funeral parlor to find out what should be done. They funeral director said it's no problem. I'll do the funeral and bury her here for $500 or I could prepare here and ship her back to the USA for around $5,000. The husband spoke up and stated that they wanted her shipped back home. The funeral director could not understand why they would turn down such a good price for a funeral there versus the large amount of money to ship the body home. The husband again spoke up and said, "look sir, just over 2,000 years ago you guys buried a man and a few days later he came back to life. I'm just not going to take that chance." The body was shipped back to the USA the next day. __________________ If you want more gun control, use both hands.