A redhead accompanied her husband to the
doctor's office. After his checkup, the
doctor called the wife into his office alone.He said, "Your husband is suffering from
a very severe disease, combined with
horrible stress. If you don't do the
following, your husband will surely die.""Each morning, fix him a healthy
breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he
is in a good mood. For lunch make him a
nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an
especially nice meal for him. Don't burden
him with chores, as he probably had a
hard day. Don't discuss your problems
with him, it will only make his stress
worse. And most importantly,
make love with your husband several
times a week and satisfy his every whim.
If you can do this for the next 10 months
to a year, I think your husband will regain
his health completely."On the way home, the husband asked his
wife. "What did the doctor say?""You're going to die," she replied.
Colonel Jimbo From the Land of the Wurts in Northeast Kentucky
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