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jimbo550 · 09-10-2008, 08:25 AM

Jim was on his death bed. His wife Nancy, a redhead, was maintaining a vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears ran down her face. Her praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly.

"My darling Nancy," he whispered.

"Hush, my love," she said. "Rest. Shhh. Don't talk."

He was insistent. "Nancy," he said in his tired voice. "I have something I must confess to you."

"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Nancy. "Everything's all right, go to sleep."

"No, no. I must die in peace, Nancy. I slept with your sister, your best friend and your mother."

"I know," she replied. "That's why I poisoned you."

09-10-2008, 08:25 AM	#1 (permalink)
jimbo550 Kentucky Hillbilly Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Wurtland, Kentucky Posts: 56 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Deathbed Confession Jim was on his death bed. His wife Nancy, a redhead, was maintaining a vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears ran down her face. Her praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly. "My darling Nancy," he whispered. "Hush, my love," she said. "Rest. Shhh. Don't talk." He was insistent. "Nancy," he said in his tired voice. "I have something I must confess to you." "There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Nancy. "Everything's all right, go to sleep." "No, no. I must die in peace, Nancy. I slept with your sister, your best friend and your mother." "I know," she replied. "That's why I poisoned you." __________________ Colonel Jimbo From the Land of the Wurts in Northeast Kentucky To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.