When Sister Catherine asked all the Catholic school children in fourth grade
what they wanted to be when they grew up, little Sheila said, "When I grow
up, I want to be a prostitute!" Sister Catherine's eyes grew wide and she
yelped, "What did you say?!" "A prostitute!" Sheila repeated. Sister
Catherine breathed a sight of relief, "Oh Thank God! I thought you said a
Protestant."
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