[Karl/PA]

Paddy was working at the fish plant in Cork when he accidentally cut off all 10 of his fingers. He went to the emergency room in Cork's hospital.

The doctor looked at Paddy and said, 'Lets be avin' dafingers and I'll see what oi can do'. Paddy said, 'Oi haven't got da fingers.'

'Whadda ya mean you haven't got da fingers? Lord Tunderin' and begorrah, it's 2009! We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have putdem back on and made you like new! Why didn't yabring da fingers?!?'

And Paddy said: 'How da hell was I 'spose to pick them up !!!