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Bolt2bounce · 08-18-2011, 05:48 PM

I met a fairy today that would grant me one wish.

"I want to live forever," I said.

"Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"

"Fine," I said, "Then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!"

"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.

08-18-2011, 05:48 PM	#1 (permalink)
Bolt2bounce Gunco Veteran Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: republic USSR AmeriKA Posts: 1,734 iTrader: 17 / 100%	A Wish To Live Forever I met a fairy today that would grant me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said. "Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!" "Fine," I said, "Then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!" "You crafty bastard," said the fairy.