I'm composing a fecitious letter to the South Korean President (Mr Bak) now.
Hey South Korean head honcho guy,Mr Bak, this here is South Texas Guy. I heard thru the grapevine the US gummit would not approve sending a shitload of M-1 Carbines to the US.
Before you cut them up for scrap..I will parlay up 240 dollars for each of the excellent ones, 230 for the VG, 220 for the G, the fair and poors u can send to your good buddies up North in NK.
I will be in China soon (please don't send them to me there in the land of 2nd Amendment hating, commie bastards!).
Why don't we park them over in Taiwan for now. Do you want an LC (letter of credit); or a check, Money order or credit card?
If you have any nukes, small shoulder fired missles, PRG's or spare helicopters or tanks a laying around you don't need we can chat about that too since I am already running afoul of multiple laws! In for a dime, in for a dollar, as we say in Texas!
South Texas Guy
P.S. I will offer them carbines at cost (plus shipping and handling) to all them excellent gunco fellers!