[Karl/PA]

Down in Lafourche Parish, Louisiana, Boudreaux gets a job with BP helping
with the cleanup gulf oil spill. He reports for work and is told to speak
to a supervisor about his assignment.

He finds the man and asks, "What it is I supposed to do?"
The supervisor tells him to go to the animal shelter and clean the
pelicans.

Two hours later, Boudreaux comes up to the supervisor and says, "Okay, dey
all cleaned. You want me to cook some rice ????