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**bellson** · 04-07-2012, 10:14 PM

Hi TWA,

Just don't go all Bill Murry on us....

I was talking with my buddy who lives on the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. They have issue there with squirrels and other rodents. His answer was simple, and I thought it might be a good one for you:

Feed them. Start with corn piles in the back yard in an open area. Then fence the area, no gate. Then cover the fenced area, no gate. Then install a crawl tunnel that traps them. Then look up some old time squirrel stew recipes, and invite your buds over to help you dispatch and cook them....

Then, EAT!

This is what God intended. As King, I declare a special 364 day hunting season on Squirrels. They get Christmas off, and leap day every fourth year.. Sorry, gotta keep the Unions happy.

04-07-2012, 10:14 PM	#19 (permalink)
bellson Citizen, Patriot, Ranger Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Peoples Republik of Kalifornia Posts: 2,393 iTrader: 7 / 100%	Hi TWA, Just don't go all Bill Murry on us.... I was talking with my buddy who lives on the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. They have issue there with squirrels and other rodents. His answer was simple, and I thought it might be a good one for you: Feed them. Start with corn piles in the back yard in an open area. Then fence the area, no gate. Then cover the fenced area, no gate. Then install a crawl tunnel that traps them. Then look up some old time squirrel stew recipes, and invite your buds over to help you dispatch and cook them.... Then, EAT! This is what God intended. As King, I declare a special 364 day hunting season on Squirrels. They get Christmas off, and leap day every fourth year.. Sorry, gotta keep the Unions happy. __________________ Imagine whirled peas To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Peace, Love, And Superior Firepower To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Bellson