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Old 07-18-2012, 02:22 PM   #1 (permalink)
Karl/PA
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Default Fight With The Wife

We had a fight and my wife was screaming at me: "Leave!! Get out of this house!" she ordered.

As I was walking out the door she yelled, "I hope you die a slow and painful death!"

So I turned around and replied, "OK.....so now you want me to stay???"
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