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Old 10-01-2012, 03:02 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Maxine & Henry......

After the eighty-three year old lady finished her annual physical
examination, the doctor said,

"You are in fine shape for your age, Maxine, but tell me, do you
still have intercourse?"

"Just a minute, I'll have to ask my husband," she said. She
stepped out into the crowded reception room and yelled out loud:
"Henry, do we still have intercourse?"

And there was a hush...You could hear a pin drop.


He answered impatiently, "If I told you once, Maxine, I told
you a hundred times... What we have is... Blue Cross!
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