[jrs]

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife went for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on. An entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.

Finally, getting up, the therapist walked around the desk asked the wife to, "please stand."

He embraced her, kissing her long and passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow. The woman was immediately quiet and sat down as though in a daze.

Turning to the husband, he said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?" the therapist asked.

Looking at the therapist, excitedly he says, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, Saturdays & Sunday, I fish!"