4th - you always seem to have a way with words brother.
As for shopping the black Friday discounts (or cyber Monday discounts) - I just shop from the comfort of my home with the computer. Saves a lot of time. If I can't get the black Friday price online - then I really don't need it. Shopping online is better than fighting the crowds.
"To show you how radical I am, I want carjackers dead. I want rapists dead. I want burglars dead. I want child molesters dead. I want the bad guys dead. No court case. No parole. No early release. I want 'em dead. Get a gun and when they attack you, shoot 'em."
Ted Nugent - speaking at the NRA convention April 17, 2005