how to piss off the wife
My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,
"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you
to pay me a compliment.'
I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
I don't remember much after that.........
We have to be guided as a species by our best evidential understanding of reality in order for us to have a clear sense of whats important....