So the wife wanted new breats her's are rather small and she brought in a flier for breast enlargement...I said "hell ya"
Then she said to me..."babe I want to improve my breast size to size 44 DD but it will cost $20,000"
I said "no fricken way that's too much money."
Then she said "I want $20,000 for new breasts" I said "okay want larger breasts.....go grab a handful of toilet paper and rub it between your tits"
She said "what good will that do?"
I said "Seems to work for your ass!"
Ahhh that couch is not comfy!
"Courage is being scared to death - and saddling up anyway." - The Duke