Originally Posted by 4thIDvet
I almost killed a guy with a can of cat food one time..
3 a.m. old lady bitching the cats are hungry.. WTF do I care if the cats are hungry.. Up too the local all night Quick Mart..
Guy behind the counter puts his hands up. Guy at the counter staring at him.
No gun with me. Uh oh this is not good.
So I go Ninja, grab a can of Friskies, think it was.. Start sneaking up on the perp. Seconds from smashing the back of his noodle in with the cat food, too meet his 70 virgins.
Suddenly guy behind the counter says..
"Four blocks up, take a left."
Poor customer was just asking directions and the clerk was waving his arms pointing..
Man that was close..
4th-you NEED to write a book!