My first thought was this has The Onion written all over it. Then I remember Fauxcahontas telling a press conference that of course women would make up some of her senate staff, since women now make up 28% of the population now.
I actually saw the video of that.
"If only there were some... natural mechanism by which to explain variations in global temperature. It would have to be massive, though. On the scale of our own Sun." - unknown