http://www.gunco.net/forums Funny images, jokes, links to sites and other humorous topics and discussions. Please refrain from posting x-rated material. en Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:53:18 GMT vBulletin 60 http://www.gunco.net/forums/blackteal/misc/rss.jpg http://www.gunco.net/forums http://www.gunco.net/forums/f226/traffic-camera-51264/ Sun, 15 Nov 2009 00:21:52 GMT A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera. He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though he knew that he was not speeding... Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed. Now he began to think that this was quite funny, so he drove even slower as he passed the area again, but the traffic camera again flashed. He tried a fourth time with the same result. He did this a fifth time and was now laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past, this time at a snail's pace...

Two weeks later, he got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt.

You can't fix stupid! ]]> Jokes and Humor sgt ron http://www.gunco.net/forums/f226/traffic-camera-51264/ http://www.gunco.net/forums/f226/roosters-tiny-bells-51000/ Sat, 31 Oct 2009 01:53:44 GMT The Rooster Story.[/font][/color][/b][/color][/size][/font]



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John was in the fertilized egg business.

He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,'
and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

He kept records, and any rooster not performing
went into the soup pot and was replaced.

This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells
and attached them to his roosters.

Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance,
which rooster was performing.

Now, he could sit on the porch And fill out an efficiency report
by just listening to the bells.

John's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen,
but this morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!

When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets,

hearing the roosters coming, could run for cover.

To John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.
He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair
and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize
but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.

Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making.
Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being

the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

Vote carefully next time,
the bells are not always audible. :buttkick: ]]> Jokes and Humor Frogman http://www.gunco.net/forums/f226/roosters-tiny-bells-51000/ http://www.gunco.net/forums/f226/pope-nancy-pelosi-50950/ Wed, 28 Oct 2009 04:10:22 GMT The Pope and Nancy Pelosi

The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leans towards Mrs. Pelosi and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts, and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"

Pelosi replied, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me"
So the Pope slapped the bitch. ]]> Jokes and Humor Bolt2bounce http://www.gunco.net/forums/f226/pope-nancy-pelosi-50950/