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Karl/PA 12-27-2012 07:40 PM

Man sued neighbor for failure to make wife pregnant after 72 different ‘attempts’
 
Soupolos paid Maus $2,500 for the job and for three evenings a week for the next six months, Maus tried desperately a total of 72 times to impregnate Traute.
When Traute did not get pregnant after six months, Soupolos insisted Maus go for a medical examination which revealed he was sterile as well. Mau’s wife was then forced to confess Maus was not the real father of her two kids.
In his defence, Maus said he did not ‘guarantee’ conception, but only that he would give a ‘honest’ shot at it.

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TBob 12-27-2012 08:17 PM

If that is her picture, as a good German, I would be willing to volunteer my services. No payment necessary.

DucatiSS 12-27-2012 08:39 PM

Let's see; I would easily pay $2,500 to sleep with his wife 3 times a week for 6 months. :whisker: After that she would most likely never sleep with me again.

Hmmmm, sounds just like my marriage, except I am still paying. :help:

Coils 12-28-2012 05:16 AM

Quote:

In his defence, Maus said he did not ‘guarantee’ conception, but only that he would give a ‘honest’ shot at it.
:lol: Smart man :thumbup1:

4thIDvet 12-28-2012 05:21 AM

Frank said "It is not an easy job honey, but hell someone has to do it."
Oh my God I have seen it all... :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Tommo 12-28-2012 06:17 AM

Karl strikes again... unbelievable! Thanks Karl.

Shadow Walker 12-28-2012 07:11 AM

Too bad I wasn't available.

I would have done it for free, and guaranteed a pregnacy, probably on the first attempt.

bellson 12-28-2012 03:30 PM

PICK ME! PICK ME!!!

FloridaAKM 12-28-2012 04:40 PM

That's 34.72 per visit from the neighbor, what a deal! Now if the neighbors wife knew he was sterile, was she covering herself because she knew he wasn't the father of their kids? What a twisted tale, but really funny Karl! Another good one from you!

PuppyChow 12-30-2012 10:19 AM

all i can say is.............you only tried 72 times ? WTF should have been triple digits !!!


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