news from IRAN
 

in light of recent mass stoning deaths the ayatolla of public affairs has decreed---


"ALL rocks, stones and pebbles are hear by BANNED! any man found in public with a stone in his hands, pockets or clothing or hidden in any container shall be PUT TO DEATH by the lash!

only members of the select ruling class have the right to STONE peons at will.

all praise allah!"

AWH come on?

This ain't for real, is it?

What you drinkin there?

Must be pretty good.

:rofl: :nanabang:

i just hope the godless democarts don't see this and start banning stones-- hell i would have to dig out my driveway!

LOL!

YOU KNOW MURDER IN THE UNITED STATES CARRIES THE STIFFEST PENALTY IN SOME STATES DEATH, BUT SOME STILL THINK BANNING A CERTIAN GUN OR HOW ITS KEPT OR HOW LONG IT IS WILL PREVENT CRIMES A LAW WITH A DEATH PENALTY WONT!

IF A PERSON IS GOING TO COMIT MURDER NO OTHER LAW IS GOING TO STOP HIM.

Remembe when the people were TRYING to have an uprising? Cops and Govt men running around on motorcycles with clubs and pistols? I bet those people wish they had an AR or AK. And what about the help they didn't get from us? We only help the Brotherhood scum-Val Jarrett needs a visit from Mossad!

ayatolla barrack Obamma has hence forth decreed

"no assault rifles and no hi-cap clips--no more ammunition

"more taxes for the new minority INFIDEL!"

the great ayatolla DEMANDS IT!"