THE PATRIOT MICROCHIP

[gunnysmith]

THE PATRIOT MICROCHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists.

The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead.

When properly installed it will allow the implantee to speak to God.
It comes in various sizes:


The Implantee may or may not be allowed to choose the size.

The implant may or may not be painless.

Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.

Please enjoy the security we provide for you.


Best regards,

UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS

[MUSIBIKE]

OH, you mean .223 diameter chips implanted at around 1200 feet per second.

I like the 9mm size myself.

[4thIDvet]

[g2busmc]

oorah, id prefer a .308 over the 5.56, but id rather have a .50 over the .308, and last but not least id rather have a .408 over the .50, but any of those "micro chips" will to the job. it just depends on how far away you want to be when you implant it.

[j427x]

we used the mk262 mode 0 77grain version in 5.56!!! i think we should offer them "free shipping"!!

[railbuggy]

You a jarhead Gunny?

[kurts_armory]

nice one!
i like your form of justice

[Gunco]

hahaha funny!

[Hawncho]

[thumper]

Back in the day before micro processors and whatnot, Marines used ballast. Lead ballast. About .45 caliber lead ballast. Primitive, yes. Crude, yes. Effective? Most definitely.