He-Man 9000, when just extra strong beer won't do:
Tide. With Dirt Magnets. Sounds like it would clean your clothes better because of the magnets.
Raja ready made Premium Spitt. Because when you're as cool as this guy, regular spitt that you have to make yourself just won't do.
Haste makes waste or so the saying goes. Wonder how this place gets around that?
No smoking, no littering, and no spitting. What kind of fun can you have at this world heritage site then?