Time for redecorating the house, you guys know my wifey is gone when I do these things and it's mad rush to get all my buddies and the UPS, FedEx guy outtta here and clean up all the boxes,packing materials and pizza boxes etc.
Let's get these new banisters unpacked boys!
My son says WTF dad your really thinking about using these for new banisters?
Then Chauncey says we better get this done no matter what, understand.
Dad says space them close cause a kid could get his head caught between them.
Looks just right but those barrels have to be cut down some.
Isn't there room for just one more, how many more of these things we need?
Ah just forget it, hand me the duct tape - I'm going to use them to invent a new spike strip for the cops.
end of today's saga.