Yeah. Where the hell is my stimulating check?
I been sitting in my rocker by the mailbox everyday, no damn check.
He was going too pay my mortgage, sell me a new car cheap.
Free food, free booze, free smokes.
As his "Block Captain" he promised I could not only ride in Air Force One, but steer the damn thing, wave at the fighter jet escort, eat lobster.
He was supposed to buzz my house, like he did N.Y. city and scare the neighbors..
You lied Nappy. I hereby resign my post as Captain.. Done.
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"Man needs but two things to survive alone in the woods. A blow up female doll and his trusty old AK-47" - Thomas Jefferson 1781
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