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Old 05-11-2008, 05:42 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default 100% working pickup lines to get the perfect girl

Hey guys... I found this pickup line online. I think it will work 100% if you'd try it out.

1. scan around to see which hot chick you would like to talk to.

2. approach her with confidence.

3. Introduce yourself, i.e. "Hi my name is.... nice to meet you"

4. ask her this pickup line "May I get your opinion on something? Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" (take the rag and put it against her nose)

5. take her home ^_^

hahaha I know its corny and crude but it might work?
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Old 07-10-2008, 12:18 AM   #2 (permalink)
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better:

"If I were a fly, I'd land on you"

"because you're the sh**"
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Old 07-10-2008, 07:58 AM   #3 (permalink)
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better:

"If I were a fly, I'd land on you"

"because you're the sh**"
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Old 07-14-2008, 05:47 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Hey guys... I found this pickup line online. I think it will work 100% if you'd try it out.

1. scan around to see which hot chick you would like to talk to.

2. approach her with confidence.

3. Introduce yourself, i.e. "Hi my name is.... nice to meet you"

4. ask her this pickup line "May I get your opinion on something? Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" (take the rag and put it against her nose)

5. take her home ^_^

hahaha I know its corny and crude but it might work?
I don't know, that might not work.
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